{"id":322,"date":"2016-07-29T03:07:47","date_gmt":"2016-07-29T03:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=322"},"modified":"2020-03-01T19:24:27","modified_gmt":"2020-03-01T19:24:27","slug":"guatape-el-penol-i-autobusowi-kosmici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Guatape, El Pe\u00f1ol i autobusowi kosmici&#8230; (Kolumbia cz. 11)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Buenas Noches,<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Dzi\u015b nadal cofn\u0119 si\u0119 my\u015blami do Medellin, a dok\u0142adnie do miejscowo\u015bci Guatape, oddalonej o dwie godziny jazdy autobusem. Je\u017adzi tam sporo busik\u00f3w, ale w Dzie\u0144 Niepodleg\u0142o\u015bci, kiedy to si\u0119 tam wybra\u0142am, dzia\u0142a\u0142a tylko jedna firma, wi\u0119c wyb\u00f3r by\u0142 ma\u0142y. Autobus odchodzi\u0142 w\u0142a\u015bciwie w momencie mojego przyjazdu metrem na dworzec. Nie marnowa\u0142am czasu na czekanie. Plan by\u0142 taki: ska\u0142a El Pe\u00f1ol, Guatape, powr\u00f3t do Medellin i jeszcze zwiedzanie. Taki program poleci\u0142 mi Hernan-przewodnik z Medellin. M\u00f3wi\u0142, \u017ce nic nie b\u0119dzie si\u0119 ciekawego dzia\u0142o w mie\u015bcie i lepiej jecha\u0107 na wie\u015b.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Po drodze do Guatape jest niesamowita ska\u0142a El Pe\u00f1ol, z kt\u00f3rej jest cudowny widok na okoliczne jezioro i wyspy. Kierowca zatrzyma\u0142 si\u0119 na moj\u0105 pro\u015bb\u0119 przy skale i ju\u017c mia\u0142am wysiada\u0107 gdy mnie ol\u015bni\u0142o, \u017ce mam za ma\u0142o got\u00f3wki przy sobie. A \u017ce przy skale bankomat\u00f3w nie ma, wr\u00f3ci\u0142am do autobusu i stwierdzi\u0142am, \u017ce b\u0119d\u0119 zwiedza\u0142a na odwr\u00f3t. Najpierw wie\u015b potem ska\u0142a i powr\u00f3t do Medellin.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"363\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?attachment_id=363\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?fit=1620%2C1080\" data-orig-size=\"1620,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;9&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D3100&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1469096822&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;17&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.003125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"_DSC0814\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?fit=300%2C200\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?fit=800%2C534\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?resize=800%2C533\" alt=\"_DSC0814\" class=\"wp-image-363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?w=1620 1620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?resize=768%2C512 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0814.jpg?resize=1024%2C683 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\"><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Guatape zauroczy\u0142o mnie. Ma\u0142a miejscowo\u015b\u0107 z strasznie kiczowato-pi\u0119knymi freskami na domach. Kolor, faktura wychodz\u0105 z ka\u017cdej \u015bciany. Ka\u017cdy dom ma fresk, kt\u00f3ry opowiada jak\u0105\u015b histori\u0119. Niestety pe\u0142no turyst\u00f3w i trudno wyczu\u0107 klimat dnia. Wyp\u0142aci\u0142am pieni\u0105dze w bankomacie, pochodzi\u0142am, wypi\u0142am kaw\u0119, zjad\u0142am ciasteczko. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-355\" data-id=\"355\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0874.jpg?resize=800%2C533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0874.jpg?w=1620 1620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0874.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0874.jpg?resize=768%2C512 768w, 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height=\"533\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-324\" data-id=\"324\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0735.jpg?resize=800%2C533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0735.jpg?w=1620 1620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0735.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0735.jpg?resize=768%2C512 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0735.jpg?resize=1024%2C683 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Przy brzegu jeziora zauwa\u017cy\u0142am, \u017ce mo\u017cna si\u0119 przejecha\u0107 kolejk\u0105 tyrolsk\u0105. To lubi\u0119! D\u0142ugo\u015b\u0107 kolejki spora. W jedn\u0105 stron\u0119, pod g\u00f3r\u0119 kolejka jedzie powoli by nabra\u0107 du\u017cego rozp\u0119du z powrotem. No to siadam na krzese\u0142ku, facet mnie dwa razy zapina, sprawdza, po chwili do mnie podpina dw\u00f3ch ch\u0142opak\u00f3w. I \u017c\u00f3\u0142wim tempem jedziemy g\u0119siego na drug\u0105 stron\u0119. Nuda. Rozgl\u0105dam si\u0119, podziwiam widoki na sztuczne jezioro. Nagle, pod koniec jazdy, mija nas jad\u0105ca w przeciwnym kierunku z zawrotn\u0105 pr\u0119dko\u015bci\u0105 dziewczyna. Drze si\u0119 wniebog\u0142osy. Ch\u0142opaki \u015bmiej\u0105 si\u0119 z niej, ja my\u015bl\u0119 co za dziunia i g\u0142\u00f3wkuj\u0119 jak to dzia\u0142a. Ju\u017c wiem! S\u0105 dwa tory. Wolny do wci\u0105gania i szybki do jazdy na d\u00f3\u0142. Bior\u0119 kamerk\u0119 w \u0142ap\u0119 i zaczynam kr\u0119ci\u0107 film. I ju\u017c doje\u017cd\u017camy do platformy. Jestem ostatnia. Pierwszy facet stan\u0105\u0142 na platformie, zosta\u0142 uwolniony z uprz\u0119\u017cy, drugi stan\u0105\u0142, wypieli go i wtedy ja\u2026 Nadal siedz\u0119 w krzese\u0142ku i ju\u017c po\u0142o\u017cy\u0142am paluszki na platformie, ju\u017c prawie wsta\u0142am, facet si\u0119ga do mnie r\u0119k\u0105, czuj\u0119 \u017ce trac\u0119 r\u00f3wnowag\u0119, wiem \u017ce samymi palcami od n\u00f3g nie wci\u0105gn\u0119 si\u0119 na platform\u0119, wyci\u0105gam do niego r\u0119k\u0119, on co\u015b tam grzebie przy mojej uprz\u0119\u017cy i robi dziwn\u0105 min\u0119, tamci stoj\u0105 i si\u0119 patrz\u0105, wtedy co\u015b strzela w linkach nade mn\u0105, a ja spadam. Przebi\u0142am dziuni\u0119 we wrzaskach. Zaskoczenie wype\u0142ni\u0142o ca\u0142ego pampersa. To taki ubaw po pachy! M\u00f3zg dopiero po kilku sekundach zrozumia\u0142, \u017ce to zabawa, a nie awaria. Zjazd w kilka sekund na d\u00f3\u0142, ale wstyd pozosta\u0142\u2026. Film za to pewnie wyjdzie przedni. Fonia te\u017c.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Po kolejce zjad\u0142am obiad i zebra\u0142am si\u0142y na zdobycie ska\u0142y. Najpierw zaczepi\u0142am kierowc\u0119 tuktuka ile chcia\u0142by za kurs do ska\u0142y. Dzi\u0119ki Bogu rzuci\u0142 cen\u0119 do\u015b\u0107 wyg\u00f3rowan\u0105. Odpu\u015bci\u0142am tuktuka. Pomy\u015bla\u0142am, \u017ce mo\u017ce wyj\u0105tkowo w Dzie\u0144 Niepodleg\u0142o\u015bci wie\u015b ma jakie\u015b busiki do ska\u0142y. Posz\u0142am do okienka biletowego gdzie normalnie kupuje si\u0119 bilety do Medellin. Tam jaka\u015b zadyma. Jaka\u015b dziewczyna, chyba z Francji p\u0142acze, prosi ludzi o pomoc, jej ch\u0142opak zaniem\u00f3wi\u0142, kilka os\u00f3b co\u015b tam wykrzykuje. My\u015bl\u0119, zapytam o kurs i od razu kupi\u0119 bilet powrotny do Medellin. Uk\u0142adam zdania. A pani m\u00f3wi mi \u201eNO y NO\u201d. Kursu do ska\u0142y nie ma, a bilet\u00f3w do Medellin na dzisiaj te\u017c ju\u017c nie ma. Wszystko do wieczora wykupione. Eeeeee? \u201eAle ja tam mieszkam i to dwie godziny jazdy jest, wi\u0119c jak wr\u00f3c\u0119?\u201d pytam. I my\u015bl\u0119. Jest 15.00, \u015bciemnia si\u0119 o 18.00. Je\u015bli teraz wyjd\u0119 na ulic\u0119 to mo\u017ce jak\u0105\u015b rodzin\u0119 zaczepi\u0119 i mo\u017ce mnie zabior\u0105 do Medellin. A jak nie, to b\u0119d\u0119 musia\u0142a tu gdzie\u015b spa\u0107, wyrzuci\u0107 szk\u0142a kontaktowe, nie my\u0107 si\u0119, trudno. Dzie\u0144 Dziecka? I w tym momencie podchodzi do mnie kobieta i pyta czy chc\u0119 kupi\u0107 bilet na autobus, bo ona ma, ale nie wraca. I to na teraz, na 15.00. No to wzi\u0119\u0142am, ska\u0142a poczeka. Mam pecha i fuksa jednocze\u015bnie. Wsiadam do autobusu, id\u0119 zaj\u0105\u0107 swoje miejsce. Patrz\u0119, \u017ce na szcz\u0119\u015bcie jest przy oknie. Je\u015bli mia\u0142abym ju\u017c nie wej\u015b\u0107 na ska\u0142\u0119 to przynajmniej nakr\u0119c\u0119 film z daleka. Na moim miejscu siedzi facet. Dukam: \u201eto jest moje miejsce, mam miejsce przy oknie, a pan przy przej\u015bciu\u201d. Odpowied\u017a: \u201eble ble ble ble\u201d. I foch. Odwr\u00f3ci\u0142 si\u0119 do okna. Powtarzam swoj\u0105 regu\u0142k\u0119 i dodaj\u0119, \u017ce chc\u0119 robi\u0107 zdj\u0119cia i \u201eCZEKAM\u201d! Tym razem facet obdarzy\u0142 mnie odpowiedzi\u0105 The best of Cisza. Oj, nie spodoba\u0142o mi si\u0119 to. I pytam si\u0119 go: \u201edlaczego?\u201d. Pytam: \u201em\u00f3wisz po hiszpa\u0144sku?\u201d. \u201etak\u201d-odpowiada facet. Czyli jest post\u0119p w komunikacji. \u201eNo ale czyta\u0107 nie umiesz, tu jest napisane \u201eokno\u201d, a tu \u201eprzej\u015bcie\u201d. Ja mam \u201eokno, rozumiesz?\u201d W tym momencie mam ju\u017c widowni\u0119, przed kolesiem siedz\u0105 babki, a za babcia. Babcia pokazuje mi, \u017ce dobrze gadam. Wygina kciuka do g\u00f3ry, a laski si\u0119 \u015bmiej\u0105. Kole\u015b udaje, \u017ce co\u015b ogl\u0105da za oknem. Nagle za mn\u0105 wstaje czarnosk\u00f3ry Anglik i m\u00f3wi do mnie. \u201eSiadaj na moim miejscu, mam przy oknie, a ja usi\u0105d\u0119 ko\u0142o niego, widzisz, \u017ce on jest inny, nie ust\u0105pi Ci, bo nie.\u201d No to usiad\u0142am. Po chwili do autobusu wchodzi dziewczyna Anglika i robi si\u0119 dziwna atmosfera. On jej streszcza sytuacj\u0119, ale czuj\u0119, \u017ce dziewczyna nie jest dumna ze swojego ch\u0142opaka. Chwil\u0119 z ni\u0105 siedz\u0119, ale w ko\u0144cu m\u00f3wi\u0119 jej, \u017ce to bez sensu i \u017ce usi\u0105d\u0119 ko\u0142o pana Foszka. Autobus rusza, Anglik prosi mnie bym ju\u017c nic do Foszka nie m\u00f3wi\u0142a, bo to dziwny kolo. Oj, nie mog\u0119 obieca\u0107. Nie mog\u0119. Siadam ko\u0142o kolesia, a ten rozkracza si\u0119 tak jakby mia\u0142 arbuza w gaciach. Najpierw wi\u0119c gimnastyka i pr\u00f3ba si\u0142. Napinamy n\u00f3\u017cki, napinamy. Ogarnia mnie \u017cal, \u017ce facet b\u0119dzie mia\u0142 \u0142adne widoki, a ja nie. No i sobie my\u015bl\u0119, \u017ce nikt mnie tu nie zna i nic mi nie zale\u017cy, ale nie b\u0119dzie nikt na moim siedzeniu dobrze si\u0119 bawi\u0142. Facet wyci\u0105ga kom\u00f3rk\u0119 i pokazuje, \u017ce umie pisa\u0107. Gadam do siebie g\u0142o\u015bno po polsku s\u0142owa mi\u0142o\u015bci i pokoju. Nie odpuszcz\u0119, a podr\u00f3\u017c szybciej mi minie.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Zaczynam od wiercenia si\u0119, robi\u0119 d\u0142ugo i zamaszy\u015bcie porz\u0105dek w torbie. Tyyyyyyle mam do sprz\u0105tania!!!! Przyszykowa\u0142am mp3, aparat i kamerk\u0119. Patrz\u0119 a facet zamyka oczka. Ooooo nie. Nie b\u0119dziemy spa\u0107. Najpierw seria zdj\u0119\u0107 przez jego boskie cia\u0142o. Robi\u0119 zdj\u0119cie, chodnika, chmurki, krzaczka. Facet \u017cuje policzki. I tak si\u0119 bawimy. Po jaki\u015b czasie znowu zaczyna zamyka\u0107 oczka, no to zak\u0142adam mp3 i zaczynam mu \u015bpiewa\u0107. Ten, z przera\u017ceniem otwiera oczy i patrzy na mnie. On ju\u017c wie. Siedzi z wariatk\u0105 i co gorsze\u2026.nie umiem \u015bpiewa\u0107. Jak nie \u015bpiewam to wymuszam kaszel. Bardzo chcia\u0142abym bekn\u0105\u0107, ale nie wychodzi. Anglik ko\u0142o mnie \u015bmieje si\u0119 i kr\u0119ci g\u0142ow\u0105. Dziewczyn\u0119 sparali\u017cowa\u0142o. Nie b\u0119dziemy kole\u017cankami. Serwuj\u0119 dziadowi kilka polskich piosenek. Ten wierci wzrokiem dziur\u0119 w siedzeniu przed nim. Po\u015bpiewa\u0142am sobie. Znudzi\u0142o mi si\u0119. Ojjjj zamyka oczka. \u201eQUE BONITO\u201d-wrzeszcz\u0119. Ten otwiera oczy, patrzy za okno. Co to mnie zachwyca. P\u0142ot. Kole\u015b z rozpacz\u0105 patrzy na mnie. Oj, nie ma lito\u015bci. Za ka\u017cdym razem jak przymyka oczka krzycz\u0119 QUE BONITO i rzucam si\u0119 przez niego do okna jak pies. Jedziemy jeszcze normaln\u0105 drog\u0105. \u0141adny, r\u00f3wny asfalt, szeroka droga. Kierowca odbiera telefon, chwil\u0119 rozmawia i zawracamy. Po autobusie roznosi si\u0119 wie\u015b\u0107, \u017ce dalej nie pojedziemy. Droga zablokowana przez strajkuj\u0105cych kierowc\u00f3w ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wek. Wje\u017cd\u017camy na poln\u0105 drog\u0119 i zamiast w dwie godziny jedziemy trzy. Tym razem naprawd\u0119 jest BONITO. Za oknem atlas ro\u015blin i drzew. Drzewiaste paprocie, palmy,bambusy, kwiaty, krzaki, liczne uprawy drzewek owocowych i chyba ju\u017c kawy. Jest bajkowo. Pr\u00f3buj\u0119 kr\u0119ci\u0107 film. M\u00f3j towarzysz te\u017c patrzy za okno. Tylko \u201eprzypadkiem\u201d wbijam mu \u0142okie\u0107 w klat\u0119. Nie b\u0119dzie relaksu! Nie, bo nie! Autobus kolebie si\u0119 na nier\u00f3wno\u015bciach, droga wije si\u0119 wok\u00f3\u0142 wzg\u00f3rz. Ten rejon Kolumbii jest zdecydowanie najpi\u0119kniejszy. Gdy w ko\u0144cu wje\u017cd\u017camy na drog\u0119 g\u0142\u00f3wn\u0105 przy rogatkach widzimy ob\u00f3z strajkuj\u0105cych. Pal\u0105 ogniska, cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 siedzi i debatuje, inni stoj\u0105 z czarnymi flagami przy drodze. Nagle od autobusu odbija si\u0119 co\u015b. Chyba kamie\u0144. Jedziemy dalej.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Kolo wyci\u0105ga kom\u00f3rk\u0119 i co\u015b tam grzebie. Patrz\u0119, a to strona randkowa. Szukamy mu \u017cony. Ustalam dwie kategorie. \u201eBazyl\u201d i \u201eujdzie\u201d. Paluszek przewija kandydatki, a ja g\u0142o\u015bno komentuj\u0119. \u201eBazyl, Bazyl, Bazyl, Bazyl, oj ujdzie, Bazyl, Bazyl, ujdzie\u201d. Niestety, s\u0142ysz\u0105c moje rytmiczne komentarze, m\u00f3j kolega zorientowa\u0142 si\u0119 i odwr\u00f3ci\u0142 kom\u00f3rk\u0119 ode mnie. Na 30 towar\u00f3w jedna sarna by\u0142a owszem owszem. Reszta to bazyle. Jedno przyznam. Gust mieli\u015bmy taki sam. M\u00f3j nigdy-kolega wysiada w centrum, ja jad\u0119 na dworzec i potem jeszcze do muzeum.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">W schronisku w internecie ogl\u0105dam zdj\u0119cia zrobione ze ska\u0142y El Pe\u00f1ol. Musz\u0119 tam pojecha\u0107. I kolejnego dnia wczesnym rankiem znowu jad\u0119 do Guatape. I tym razem znowu siadam ko\u0142o jakiego\u015b kosmity. O Kolumbijczykach nie da si\u0119 powiedzie\u0107 nic z\u0142ego. S\u0105 bardzo mili, pomocni, wyrozumiali i uczciwi. Ale \u017cebym dwa razy z rz\u0119du musia\u0142a zmaga\u0107 si\u0119 z jakim\u015b czubkiem? Tym razem mam ko\u0142o siebie zaawansowane ADHD bez kontroli nad swoim cia\u0142em. Facet siedzi wsz\u0119dzie. G\u0142\u00f3wnie na mnie. Odpycham go i m\u00f3wi\u0119: \u201eMoje siedzenie, Twoje siedzenie, prrrrosz\u0119.\u201d Pokazuj\u0119 mu dok\u0105d jego girki i r\u0105czki mog\u0105 si\u0119ga\u0107. No jest zaskoczenie i lekkie wyciszenie. Niestety do autobusu wsiada sprzedawca i ka\u017cdemu k\u0142adzie na kolanach zwitek zamka b\u0142yskawicznego. Wiem, \u017ce zaraz nast\u0105pi historia \u017cycia, po wys\u0142uchaniu kt\u00f3rej, ka\u017cdy pasa\u017cer podejmie decyzj\u0119 czy potrzebuje wymieni\u0107 zamki w swojej garderobie. Robi\u0119 zdj\u0119cia zamka, a m\u00f3j kolega pokazuje mi, \u017ce ten sprzedawca jest wariatem. S\u0142odko. I gdybym nie zrozumia\u0142a m\u0142ynka przy skroni, to jeszcze par\u0119 razy uderza si\u0119 w \u0142eb i wywala j\u0119zyk.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-348\" data-id=\"348\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160720_103218.jpg?resize=800%2C450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160720_103218.jpg?w=1920 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160720_103218.jpg?resize=300%2C169 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160720_103218.jpg?resize=768%2C432 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160720_103218.jpg?resize=1024%2C576 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160720_103218.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-326\" data-id=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0712.jpg?resize=800%2C533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0712.jpg?w=1620 1620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0712.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0712.jpg?resize=768%2C512 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0712.jpg?resize=1024%2C683 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Sprzedawca zaczyna histori\u0119, wyci\u0105gam chusteczk\u0119, mo\u017ce si\u0119 wzrusz\u0119. A tu nic z tego. Nie ma \u0142zawej opowie\u015bci. Jest show! Kr\u0119c\u0119 film. Nagle przy kilku magicznych ruchach zawini\u0105tko zamienia si\u0119 w torebk\u0119. Wszystkim si\u0119 podoba, a m\u00f3j towarzysz odlecia\u0142. Klaszcze, wyje, chce BIS!!! On te\u017c tak chce. Klepie mnie. \u201eWidzia\u0142a\u015b? Poka\u017c, poka\u017c!!!!\u201d&nbsp; I te\u017c si\u0119 bawi w magika. I chce kupi\u0107. Przebiera w kolorach. Nie czerwony, on chce fuksj\u0119! Fuksj\u0119!!!! Kt\u00f3ry facet zna taki kolor? Torebki ratuj\u0105 moj\u0105 podr\u00f3\u017c. Sprzedawca po udanej transakcji wysiada, a m\u00f3j kolega kupi\u0142 ze trzy i teraz je montuje. Mam spok\u00f3j. Ale, amiga, patrz czy nie s\u0105 BONITOS???? No, claro que si!!! Amigo!<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Ska\u0142a okazuje si\u0119 \u015brednim wyzwaniem. Ma 659 schodk\u00f3w i praktycznie nikt nie wchodzi na ni\u0105 na raz. Ka\u017cdy robi przystanki co kilka minut, siada i narzeka z innymi jak to jest gor\u0105co i ci\u0119\u017cko. Widoki u g\u00f3ry wynagradzaj\u0105 trud. Na samej skale jest jeszcze budynek, do kt\u00f3rego trzeba wej\u015b\u0107, bo to na jego dachu jest platforma widokowa. Dooko\u0142a jeziora i wyspy.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow aligncenter\" data-effect=\"slide\"><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_container swiper-container\"><ul class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_swiper-wrapper swiper-wrapper\"><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-354\" data-id=\"354\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111148.jpg?resize=800%2C450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111148.jpg?w=1920 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111148.jpg?resize=300%2C169 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111148.jpg?resize=768%2C432 768w, 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https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018-PANO.jpg?resize=1024%2C296 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018-PANO.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-349\" data-id=\"349\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018.jpg?resize=800%2C450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018.jpg?w=1920 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018.jpg?resize=300%2C169 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018.jpg?resize=768%2C432 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018.jpg?resize=1024%2C576 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111018.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_slide swiper-slide\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_image wp-image-327\" data-id=\"327\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0715.jpg?resize=800%2C533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0715.jpg?w=1620 1620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0715.jpg?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0715.jpg?resize=768%2C512 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/DSC0715.jpg?resize=1024%2C683 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-prev swiper-button-prev swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-next swiper-button-next swiper-button-white\" role=\"button\"><\/a><a aria-label=\"Pause Slideshow\" class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_button-pause\" role=\"button\"><\/a><div class=\"wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_pagination swiper-pagination swiper-pagination-white\"><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Wracam na moment to Guatape tuktukiem. W t\u0119 stron\u0119 cena jest normalna. Od razu id\u0119 kupi\u0107 bilet powrotny i mam jeszcze czas na kr\u00f3tki spacer. Tym razem przed ko\u015bcio\u0142em s\u0105 uroczysto\u015bci pogrzebowe. Zmar\u0142a chyba jaka\u015b uczennica, bo jest mn\u00f3stwo dziewczyn w mundurkach, a przed ko\u015bcio\u0142em rodzina przyjmuje kondolencje.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Wsiadam do autobusu. Nie mam miejsca przy oknie. Siedz\u0119 z jak\u0105\u015b dziewczyn\u0105. Spokojnie szykuj\u0119 si\u0119 do drzemki. W po\u0142owie drogi dziewczyna mnie szarpie i pokazuje mi, \u017ce b\u0119dzie wymiotowa\u0107. Otworzy\u0142a okno i wystawia g\u0142ow\u0119 na zewn\u0105trz. Szukam mi\u0119towej gumy. Daj\u0119 jej. Pr\u00f3buj\u0119 si\u0119 z ni\u0105 dogada\u0107, czy chce usi\u0105\u015b\u0107 z przodu, ko\u0142o kierowcy. Tak, chce. Kiwa g\u0142ow\u0105 i od razu wstaje. Zatrzymuje si\u0119 jednak na kobiet\u0105 siedz\u0105cej przed ni\u0105. Ta ju\u017c wie co si\u0119 \u015bwi\u0119ci i si\u0119 boi. Teraz ca\u0142y autobus si\u0119 obraca do nas. W kierunku dziewczyny lec\u0105 reklam\u00f3wki. Ma zapas na tydzie\u0144 rzygania. Co\u015b gadaj\u0105 do dziewczyny, ta odpowiada be\u0142kotliwie. I ludzie pytaj\u0105 si\u0119 mnie o co jej chodzi. M\u00f3wi\u0119, \u017ce nie wiem, ale ona chyba chce siedzie\u0107 z przodu, bo si\u0119 \u017ale czuje. Dziewczyna dodaje be\u0142kot i ludzie znowu si\u0119 mnie pytaj\u0105, co ona m\u00f3wi. No z hiszpa\u0144skiego na hiszpa\u0144ski to ja nie dam rady. Nikt jako\u015b nie robi jej miejsca z przodu. Ja siadam, a dziewczyna na stoj\u0105co sp\u0119dza reszt\u0119 podr\u00f3\u017cy, oddychaj\u0105c przez okno jak pies. Babka przed ni\u0105 siedzi bokiem i co\u015b do mnie gada o mojej nowej amidze. M\u00f3wi\u0119 magiczne \u201eno entiendo\u201d zamykam oczy i zastanawiam si\u0119 czy ta trasa jest przekl\u0119ta?<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">W Medellin \u0142api\u0119 r\u00f3wnowag\u0119 psychiczn\u0105 w muzeum sztuki. I przed zmrokiem wracam do schroniska gdzie poznaj\u0119 super par\u0119 z Polski. Bo\u017cenka i Henryk. Ich c\u00f3rka mieszka w Medellin, a oni w\u0142a\u015bnie robi\u0105 objazd naj\u0142adniejszych miejsc w kraju. No i byli w Ciudad Perdida, a ja nie, i widzieli jak kr\u0119c\u0105 MasterChefa w Villi de Leyvie, a ja nie. Cz\u0119stuj\u0105 mnie rumem z kol\u0105 i jest fajnie. My\u015bl\u0119, \u017ce si\u0119 jeszcze spotkamy. Jak nie w Kolumbii to w Cieszynie b\u0105d\u017a w Zielonej.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Id\u0119 spa\u0107. Jutro mam rano wycieczk\u0119 konn\u0105 po parku archeologicznym. Musz\u0119 si\u0119 zregenerowa\u0107.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><span style=\"font-family: book antiqua,palatino,serif;\">Adiossss<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">PODAJ DALEJ TRAVELIOZ\u0118!!!!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-322\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=322&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=322\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas Noches, Dzi\u015b nadal cofn\u0119 si\u0119 my\u015blami do Medellin, a dok\u0142adnie do miejscowo\u015bci Guatape, oddalonej o dwie godziny jazdy autobusem.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-icon sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">PODAJ DALEJ TRAVELIOZ\u0118!!!!<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"sharing-facebook-322\" class=\"share-facebook sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=322&amp;share=facebook\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to share on Facebook\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button share-icon no-text\" href=\"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=322\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span><\/span><span class=\"sharing-screen-reader-text\">Click to print (Opens in new window)<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":354,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[110,76,74,73,12,58,75,18],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/travelioza.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/20160721_111148.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7I44S-5c","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2558,"url":"http:\/\/travelioza.pl\/?p=2558","url_meta":{"origin":322,"position":0},"title":"Film z Kolumbii i Ekwadoru, lato 2016.","date":"3 grudnia 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Nareszcie, w przerwie mi\u0119dzy jednym a drugim postem z Korei, uda\u0142o mi si\u0119 zmontowa\u0107 filmik z tegorocznych wakacji. 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